I am an eighteen-year-old graphic design student inhabited by the soul of a crotchety old man.



lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

friendswithfangs:

the perfect family :’0

theskullgarden:

Dear friends as someone who loves collecting bones and and things found in nature, please be conscious of where natural oddities are procured if you are buying them. I love that these things are becoming more popular, I decorate my house in this stuff, but there is a dark side too. Don’t buy taxidermy, or skulls, or bones from anyone who can’t provide you with proof they are getting it from a reputable source (Skulls Unlimited is a great place to check out if you want to buy bones). Or take a walk in the woods and I guarantee you’ll find awesome things you don’t have to pay for, and you’ll know that no animals were harmed in the name of making a buck.

Knock-Knock Jokes Written by the Three-Year-Old I Babysit

magnoliapearl:

1:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tall tall building!

Tall tall building who?

I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.

2: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Poop poop toilet.

Poop poop toilet who?

(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)

3: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Napkin Pal.

Napkin Pal who?

*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!

4:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there? 

A banana on your head.

A banana on my head who?

Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.

5:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Everything.

Everything who?

EVERYTHING

hrmphfft:

so I’ve come across my fair share of glitches in my short time playing skyrim, but I don’t think anything can beat the impromptu riverdance performance my followers just held

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givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

musicalhog:

why is it that people are ashamed to say they still love animated films?

why, if given the choice, would i not want to see a film where every frame has been beautifully designed/drawn/cgi-ed/CREATED FROM SCRATCH through the work of incredibly skilled human hands and amazing technology??

why as an adult can i not just be allowed to appreciate these films even more???

whY

WHY

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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francescacapone:

manamana6672:

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

Ok no but can we talk about this entire episode? 

It was called April 9th, and it was actually a response to the 9/11 attacks. It didn’t talk about the attacks themselves, but rather focused on teaching kids to deal with the all of the emotions that they might be feeling as a result. They set up a situation that might evoke similar emotions in children: a massive fire at the school.

Arthur’s dad was in the fire, so (as you can see above), Arthur is constantly worried about his dad’s safety.

Sue Ellen is grieving because her journal, which contained a huge amount of precious memories, was destroyed in the fire. Muffy is confused why she can’t just cheer Sue Ellen up by giving her a new journal.

Buster wasn’t at school that day, and feels confused and guilty that he isn’t sad about the fire like the other kids. He then befriends the school janitor, who has to retire due to an injury that, at his age, is pretty serious.

Binky actually saw the flames, and is constantly traumatized by the event. He doesn’t tell anyone because he feels like he would lose his tough-guy reputation if he admitted that he was scared.

The episode teaches kids that all of these emotions are perfectly normal and natural, that there’s not one right way to feel, and that even if it takes a while, things are going to be okay.

The thing that makes this show so great, in my opinion, is that it knows that kids are intellegent and strong enough to deal with these things if you present them in the right way. It doesn’t hide them, it doesn’t sugar coat them, it just presents them in a way that children can understand and shows them how to deal with them.

JFC this show tho.

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