it is my specie~
i'm cassius, i'm three years old, i'm curvy and i like it
humans gotta sit on the floor when i’m around because all chairs is belong to me
How does anybody get any work done around here when I just spend all day lying in people’s laps looking like this?
luggage, laundry, laptops, homework, mail - i’ll pretty much lie on whatever it is that you need at that precise moment
goddamn…. i am so fucking attractive i tap myself on the regular
feel free to make all the pussy insinuations u want but i’m hella comfy