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  2. exams right

     

  3. humans gotta sit on the floor when i’m around because all chairs is belong to me

     

  4. How does anybody get any work done around here when I just spend all day lying in people’s laps looking like this?

     

  5. luggage, laundry, laptops, homework, mail - i’ll pretty much lie on whatever it is that you need at that precise moment

     

  6. Awwww yeeeeeeee

     

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  8. goddamn…. i am so fucking attractive i tap myself on the regular

     

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  10. feel free to make all the pussy insinuations u want but i’m hella comfy